tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post1048866186077495879..comments2023-10-01T03:34:52.759-07:00Comments on Tales from the Derp Side: Herman Cain: "With all due respect, Obama could not run one Godfather's pizza restaurant."Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-52185247646642535082011-06-06T12:11:21.809-07:002011-06-06T12:11:21.809-07:00That was Mentat, by the way, who originally posted...That was Mentat, by the way, who originally posted that.Jackson Herringhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06096048640427980569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-27632542615168717822011-06-06T10:38:33.812-07:002011-06-06T10:38:33.812-07:00Seen on Fark, sung to the tune of "We Didn...Seen on Fark, sung to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire":<br /><br />William Ayers, whitey hate, Kenyan, 57 states,<br />Muslin, atheist, communist plant,<br />Liz Warren, Barney Frank, Nancy Pelosi, what a skank!<br />Smug jerk puts Dijon on arugula.<br /><br /><br />Common in the White House, Michelle calls your kid a louse,<br />Libya, gun control, fistbump, Palin rolls.<br />Teleprompter, union thugs, we're going Galt cause Atlas Shrugged,<br />Hussein, insane, he wants to build a high-speed train!<br /><br />CHORUS<br /><br />We didn't pick Obama<br />Well we tried to tell you<br />While he tried to sell you<br />We didn't pick Obama<br />He's such a hack<br />We want our country back<br /><br />Socialist ObamaCare, hands off my Medicare,<br />Tea Party Patriots, rally at the Mall.<br />Auto bailouts, shady loans, hyperinflation, haughty tones,<br />Cash for Clunkers, Van Jones, Tony Rezco.<br /><br />White mom, black dad, don't call me racist, makes me sad,<br />Berlin rally, denying God, gave the Queen an iPod.<br />Still in Iraq and Afghan, now we're raging Pakistan,<br />NATO strikes, no end in sight, but at least he has a Peace Prize!<br /><br />CHORUS<br /><br />Bowed to China, made us pay, gave the Army to the gays,<br />Joe Biden, what a joke, now our country's going broke.<br />Oil spill, Gulf Coast. His Katrina? Almost!<br />Hope and change, awfully strange, looks like Bo has got the mange<br /><br />Cap-and-Trade, big charade, Cabinet taxes, unpaid,<br />Pro-choice, stem cells, GitMo, hope sells,<br />Killed some pirates, lucky shot, killed Osama, thinks he's hot.<br />I can't tell you how I feel that he stole credit from the Seals!<br /><br />CHORUS<br /><br />Goldman Sachs, Birthers , wise Latina, Girthers,<br />Space shuttle program gone the way of dodo.<br />Hillary in charge of State, Just look at her and see the hate!<br />Budget crisis, interest rates, sharing beers with Henry Gates.<br /><br />NAFTA, issues of trust, threw grandma under the bus,<br />Will-I-Am, Monster Sam, quarter billion what a scam!<br /><br />CHORUS<br /><br />Oprah Winfrey, David Chu, on the oil we pwnd you,<br />Chicago gang, Arab spring, at 3 AM the phone rang!<br />START treaty, ties our hands, wants Israel to give up lands,<br />Went abroad, Cairo speech, hates our freedoms, what a leech!<br /><br />Jimmy Carter redux, Constitution, state of flux<br />McChrystal, Reverend Wright, can't say that if you're white.<br />Ledbetter, fair pay, I guess free markets had their day,<br />No sign of flag pin, Obama hacked my PSN!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-18292570696526744352011-06-06T06:13:44.477-07:002011-06-06T06:13:44.477-07:00"Giving free ice cream to your friends when y..."Giving free ice cream to your friends when you're a manager of a Baskin & Robins is a sign of your Marxist principles."<br /><br />Apparently everyone who's ever worked in food service is a Marxist? Even by Freeper standards that comment is stupid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-70659660720853423262011-06-05T22:21:09.033-07:002011-06-05T22:21:09.033-07:00How the F do Cain, Palin, Santorum, and Bachman (s...How the F do Cain, Palin, Santorum, and Bachman (sp) "pass" this little litmus test of Foreign Policy Experience? <br /><br />The amount of doublethink needed to be a Freeper is astounding.Lee Kearcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01876862842159151034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-24810455619106341652011-06-04T16:30:02.511-07:002011-06-04T16:30:02.511-07:00Someone could write a pretty decent political scie...Someone could write a pretty decent political science graduate thesis on the sheer amount of nicknames generated for this president.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-89559263153922110312011-06-04T01:37:55.619-07:002011-06-04T01:37:55.619-07:00Giving free ice cream to your friends when you'...Giving free ice cream to your friends when you're a manager of a Baskin & Robins is a sign of your Marxist principles.<br /><br />... okay.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-3875937608254265902011-06-03T23:46:26.207-07:002011-06-03T23:46:26.207-07:00Andy, that has been a popular nickname for Obama f...Andy, that has been a popular nickname for Obama for a while on FR. Started with "Obambi". BAKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14447197818820883732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-12256430599941847112011-06-03T21:43:38.903-07:002011-06-03T21:43:38.903-07:00...Bambi?...Bambi?AndyPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10051281427508510592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-43646061902910626972011-06-03T14:25:15.901-07:002011-06-03T14:25:15.901-07:00This post is funny because American Exceptionalism...This post is funny because American Exceptionalism is what I named a little drink I invented, consisting of a Bud longneck with a shot of Wild Turkey in it. Sort of the trailer park answer to the Loaded Corona.Jackson Herringhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06096048640427980569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-54199308395566836222011-06-03T11:23:32.056-07:002011-06-03T11:23:32.056-07:00I would vote for an ant-American president.I would vote for an ant-American president.propasaurusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-17106700390955825332011-06-03T10:49:26.640-07:002011-06-03T10:49:26.640-07:00I wonder if Cain santorum passes from Palin to Bac...I wonder if Cain santorum passes from Palin to Bachmann.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com