tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post1872716163700798686..comments2023-10-01T03:34:52.759-07:00Comments on Tales from the Derp Side: Top 10 Kid’s Movies With Hidden Conservative MessagesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-58562856555499856072011-10-10T14:35:51.738-07:002011-10-10T14:35:51.738-07:00If 'The Lion King' is such a conservative ...If 'The Lion King' is such a conservative movie, how come it has as its hero an insecure child from a one-parent family who's physically and sexually inferior to his own girlfriend and ends up getting fostered by a gay couple?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-53303749847178645142011-07-11T14:00:58.991-07:002011-07-11T14:00:58.991-07:00I was thinking about how Belle was one of the few ...I was thinking about how Belle was one of the few people in town who actually read books, thought for herself and spurned the advances of the local he-man hunter gun enthusiast.<br />- GregAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-51852326891289778952011-07-09T19:47:25.490-07:002011-07-09T19:47:25.490-07:00Though I'm a fan of the movie itself, Beauty a...Though I'm a fan of the movie itself, Beauty and the Beast *is* ultimately about a man who locks up a woman, alienates her from anyone she knows, threatens to kill her father if she leaves, starves her into socializing with him, and falls apart when she leaves to resume her fairly normal life. Then in the end, he turns into a handsome prince who loves her for who she is because she tried hard enough to change him. Creepy abuse cycle fantasy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-54514509988266591902011-07-09T19:33:26.372-07:002011-07-09T19:33:26.372-07:00I don't get that Beauty & the Beast is an ...I don't get that Beauty & the Beast is an antidote to feminism. It shows a strong, brave, smart woman. That IS feminism!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-15317752409556565472011-07-08T21:30:49.899-07:002011-07-08T21:30:49.899-07:00Michael Jordan…Michael Jackson… hard to tell '...Michael Jordan…Michael Jackson… hard to tell 'em apart, they all look the same.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-18333983748735124462011-07-01T08:47:34.109-07:002011-07-01T08:47:34.109-07:00I bet that "none of my business" guy is ...I bet that "none of my business" guy is the world's most insufferable asshole in real life.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-85001291061211070942011-06-30T16:55:57.103-07:002011-06-30T16:55:57.103-07:00Sure enough, Conservapedia does claim that Michael...Sure enough, Conservapedia does claim that Michael Jackson (not Jordan) was in Space Jam. Huh.Forty-Twonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-18948587170162425522011-06-30T15:17:49.453-07:002011-06-30T15:17:49.453-07:00Reminds me of this amazing list:
http://www.conse...Reminds me of this amazing list:<br /><br />http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:Greatest_Conservative_Movies<br /><br />My favorites: <br />- 13. Beauty and the Beast (1991) - A powerful and immensely popular antidote to feminism, far better than the liberal movies churned out by Disney since.<br />- 39. Bruce Almighty (2003) - Shows, in a comedic, accessible way, that no one mortal can be God.<br />- 86. Space Jam (1996) - Michael Jackson uses the help of beloved children's characters from the '50s (a simpler time in America's history) to beat back foreign invaders who wish to take away our freedoms.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-644543857530857378.post-86315160600199075352011-06-30T14:10:57.633-07:002011-06-30T14:10:57.633-07:00Ya, Ouija boards were laughed off as harmless fun!...Ya, Ouija boards were laughed off as harmless fun! But look at what happened with that! People "played" with this satanic toy and unleashed otherworldly demons to the point where the "board game" had to be recalled and destroyed in Mount Doom to protect humans from its wrath.<br /><br />Wait...that didn't happen and it's still just a stupid, harmless board game? Well, my point still stands that Harry Potter is evil!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com