Monday, September 10, 2012

School's out in Chicago as teachers strike, parents scramble (Obama Union Supporters)

"Both parents of every child in the Chicago Public Schools has a full time daylight job? Really? Wow."

Actually, they don’t even need to live with two parents. Even with unmarried or divorced parents, they’re all working???? Really? There’s nobody to watch the child? Of course, they can’t afford day care, but there’s no problem with the multiple cell phones and acrylic nails. Right. It’s just the media, once again, playing its hand.

This strike is all for political theater. I believe what some others are saying, Obama will claim to have “saved” the day in a few weeks.

Stay focused, everyone.

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Meanwhile, homeschool parents got up and went to work teaching, just as they do every day

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Charter schools will be open today because their teachers are non-union. I hope police are at these schools protecting the teachers and students.

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In secret meeting...Rahm and Chi Teachers Union President...   RAHM: "I need for you to get all your teachers out and get out the votes for obama." UNION PRESIDENT: That's cool, baby, but what's in it for us?"   RAHM: "You go on strike for 3 or 4 days and you and I sit in my office a couple of times a day until day 4 and watch Oprah and Judge Joe Brown. We come out every day and tell the Press we're getting close. On last day we come out smiling and announce we've settled for an 18% raise. Everyone is happy."   UNION PRESIDENT: "Sounds like a good plan. Ugh...Hmm...Aren't you forgetting something, sweetie?"   RAHM: "Oh, yeah..... At midnight tonight, go to 63rd & Stoney and park in front of that pool hall. I'll have the Police Commissioner send a guy to break the street light, so it will be darker. I'll have someone meet you with an envelope."   UNION PRESIDENT: "Make sure it's a thick envelope. I'll be 50 years old next year and I'm retiring. I means, I worked hard for this early retirement. I needs me a big fine White-man's House down in Palm Beach."   RAHM: "How about instead of a thick envelope, I send it in a brief case? It's DNC money, anyway."   UNION PRESIDENT: "You da man, sugar. Now, give me little kiss and let's go speak to the Press about my strike."

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I read somewhere the average teacher salary in Chicago is around $75K..while the average Chicagoan makes around $30K...and these union members are asking for a THIRTY PER CENT raise...

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fire them all, they should be grateful to have jobs in this economy not striking

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Wher’mah gonna put mah babies!?

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I won’t be looking for the Chicago Teacher’s lingerie calendar any time soon. If they cut their caloric intake they would have extra money for retirement and healthcare.

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Well, it is Chicago, and its yoots will do what they do best: killing each other.

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Government whores....

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The picture of these yelping parasitic sows is telling. These shirking losers “work” for a few hours per day and only “work” about 7 1/2 months per year...and they want a 30% raise. Do a Reagan and fire all of them. Kids being taught by these communist pin-heads is child abuse.

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I bet the shootings in Chicago increase...with more punks on the street instead of school

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Staged....This is all a set up for 0bama to swoop in and save the day and sew up the election. Mark my words, it will happen.

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Obama’s sons and daughters will not be locked up in schools during the day. And will be bored. And have the illegal guns. There’s only so much “Meet the Browns” and “Jerry Springer” and fake court shows they can watch before theyz got to get some street reparations from da man to get their funyuns, popeye’s chicken and grape fanta.

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Awesome. Those kids will finally get a break from daily indoctrination from those lazy union teachers..
 
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I went back to Chicago for Labor Day Weekend and saw my niece who is a teacher in Chicago. I asked her how she feels about the strike and she said, "If they are forced to strike, their will be so many murders that they will have to cave to our demands." I said, "Well, first of all I think you're sick for hoping that young people to start killing each other so your union can get their contract demands met, but what if their isn't the kind of killing you're hoping for and the kids find something else to do rather then kill each other." She said, "No way they're going to need a lot of body bags." And them she added she already has another job lined up. Now I don't know if that is just my niece talking or if that is one of tactics the Chicago Teachers Union is going try to negotiate with because they're going to be in for a long strike.
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Where dem chiles gonna go for der learning if I caint learn em- Chicago Teacher.

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Contrary to many, I like the idea of unionized teachers not being at schools. This is because the children in those districts will miss out on lectures such as: Why Rich White Protestants are Responsible for All That is Wrong, Abortion is Exhilarating! Communism Creates Wealth, Capitalism Destroys It, Homosexuality is the Norm, Your Grandparents Were Monkeys, and Humans More Powerful Than God on Planet's Temperature. The real question is how to keep them from keeping their jobs and bilking taxpayers out of their money.
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Chicago Teacher: I'm a teacher (like that's the holy grail), so give me more stuff and I will be a better teacher. If I get more dollars/benefits, your children will be better edjumacated. Socialists simply don't get what works, and never will. RVII is coming.
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how many of those teachers speak ebonics?

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How many drug deals will suffer if lil Tradymark can't stack paper correctly?
What about the aspiring public profanicators/rap artists? Who will teach them to chant nigger over and over and call it art?

-- "Tradymark" is what they call Trayvon Martin because his mother trademarked his name.

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Government schools are left wing induction centers. The only “instruction” the kids get is liberal propaganda. The best thing that could ever happen to students would be for the teachers to strike forever. Public education/government schools have been a colossal failure and need to be shut down permanently.

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Duh teachers union sez, “We’ll learn yuse kids real good.”


 

3 comments:

  1. For once the Freepers are enlightening, as I also needs me a big fine White-man's House down in Palm Beach. Joining a union seems to be the quickest way to get that. I also noticed that not a single comment was racist.

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  2. "Now I don't know if that is just my niece talking..."

    Pro-tip: It's not. It's you.

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  3. Wait...

    Are they supporting the government? Even over a union, but Rahm Emmanuel??!?!?

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