Sunday, July 31, 2011

Islamic Heritage Museum Opens in D.C.

Today is my birthday! So initially I was going to do a Michelle Obama post as a present to myself, but there wasn't anything recent. Instead you guys get my second favorite Freeper topic: the islamicazation of America!

Enjoy.

[Muslims in America] since the 1500? BS! This 'museum' is an unwelcome fiction.

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Must be a black Muslim museum, if so it sure is in the right place. I wouldn’t advise anyone to go there after dark.

I admit I dont know much about Muslims and American History except when we had to go destroy the pirates of Tripoli.

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It even has a display of a selection of explosive vests, suitable for 5-6 YO girls.

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John Smith established the Jamestowne Settlement in 1607. Strange, I don't recall him being met by an iman. I also don't recall any muslims bringing corn to the Pilgrims. It must be this new revisionist history that keeps popping up.

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pretty soon they will have Abraham Lincoln and Martha Washington listed as Muslims and they will be homosexuals in the Kalipornia textbooks too.

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Will they celebrate the spread of Islam by the sword, rape, pillage? Will they celebrate 6-year old wives?

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[From the article]: "More than the stories already known in mainstream America, such as those of Kunta Kinte (Alex Haley's "Roots") "

Roots is about as factual as is Dreams [of my Father]. In honor of the topic, I’m calling hogwash on it all.


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“Islamic heritage” my ass. Here’s some “islamic heritage” for you:

Captain John Smith of Jamestown fame fought the Muslims invading Hungary in the late 1500s. Captain Smith was wounded, captured, and held as a slave with an iron ring around his neck. He escaped, fought the Barbary Pirates, and went on to be one of the founders of the Jamestown Colony. I have a good idea what Smith’s idea of “America’s islamic heritage” would be.

Our first foreign war was the Barbary War of 1801, against those same Islamic Pirates that Captain Smith had fought, memorialized in the Marine Hymn.

Islam is the great enemy of the West, always has been and always will be until it, or the West, is destroyed. It is a great crime that the fools we elect have assisted Muslim immigration to the United States. It will end in war and terrorism in our country.

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“Bring the pork chops”

That’ll be a sacrifice (didn’t say waste) of some fine food, but there are more portable and deployable pork products IMO.

A squeeze bottle full of bacon drippings.

Hormel’s Real Bacon Bits in a concealable 3 oz. package.

Strips of raw bacon folded and stashed (let their body scans catch that!).

There are many possible ways to pollute and desecrate the muzzie shrine. Of course, the place will probably be guarded by Nation of Islam thugs.

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All that I ever wanted to learn about Islam I learned on the morning of September 11, 2001.

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This museum is about as factual and/or worthwhile, as going through a carnival's funhouse mirror exhibit.

10 comments:

  1. Happy birthday!

    You know, a squeeze bottle full of bacon drippings would make a good alternative to Gatoraide when one is mowing the lawn on a hot summer day.

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  2. Thanks, AndyP!

    You could call it Baconade.

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  3. Happy birthday! Thanks again for continuing your service independent of Fark.

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  4. Happy birthday FI... a bit on the late side but there it is. Thanks for doin' what you do.

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  5. I wonder if they realize that "muzzie" makes Muslims sound adorable?

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  6. Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate it with some delicious halal meats.

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  7. Happy birthday!

    I appreciate your work and whatever you have to do to dull your senses enough to copy/paste this crap.

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