Caption the Obamas picking out pumpkins

Some sample shots: Michelle Obama looking at smaller pumpkins, the Obamas choosing pumpkins, Obama with pumpkins, and the Obamas embracing earlier today.

"Michelle, you already have those two huge pumpkins in your shorts...do we need a wagon full too?"

She looks more like Aunt Ester every day.

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Good thing they didn’t pick something besides pumpkins ...

--- Really trying to imagine what this could mean besides the obvious...

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Why do they keep trying to pretend they like each other? It’s obvious in every attempted “cozy” photo that she’s doing everything possible to avoid touching him, short of clobbering him with her purse.

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Also, why didn’t they bring the kids??

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"look! I found one as wide as Michelle"

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"The funniest thing, Barack, is thinking of all the Americans who now can't even afford a big pumpkin! That's what makes me want this one!"

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My God anyone with more than two brain cells know’s that these are nothing more than planned phony photo - ops and completly worthless.

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Don’t even mention Michelle Obama.

She’s planning to be at the World Series tonight...I’m sure it’s because she loooooves baseball.

And I’ll have to endure the camera panning over to her all evening.

And it’s my Texas Rangers. She and her husband both hate Texas so I’m sure they’ll root for St. Louis.

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Neon red at that - and with rust-colored slacks.

She’s got to be color blind. Seriously. Well...color blind in relation to pigment hues.

As far as races are concerned, she “wears”, ie accepts, only one color.

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They keep trying to convince us that they are Christian Americans. The reality is that they are racist Black Marxist revolutionaries.

Good job liberal Americans, you finally proved you are not racist by electing the most radical communist to ever occupy the White House.

Now you have to eat your own stupidity.

There they are. You elected them. These are your leaders.


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It occurs to me these two should be grateful to we the people who have paid taxes. And their kids too. We’ve presented them with a lifetime of incredible events, good or bad, and all they do is criticize us and whine. It’s hard to take anymore.


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The last time I saw someone that repulsed kissing their spouse was when john kerry was running for president. His wife had that look.

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"Hey, Michelle - the owner's informed me they're having a sale in honor of me! All the white ones have been have had their value slashed by half!"