How about winning a night on the town with Jack the Ripper?
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Second prize is a whole-mouth root canal.
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2nd Prize: a whole weekend wif da furst famly!
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Be sure you wash your hands before you eat. No telling where Barry’s hands have been.
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"Wouldn't you like some face time with our president?"
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You will have to like arugula and raw broccoli, and DO NOT ask for seconds. No dessert, needless to say.
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How low is this? Embarrassing. It is like a cheap grifter, trying to dredge up a buck any way he can.
The Office of The Presidency has dropped to a new low. And it was already pretty damned low
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Wouldn't you like some face time with our president?
I'd rather hurtle down a slide lined with razors into a pool of iodine.
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