Wednesday, June 29, 2011

"Obama messes up his daughter's age"

Article from the A.P.

Summary: Malia is 12, Obama called her 13.

With all the separate family vacations, it should not come a surprise he’s detached from his kids.

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He doesn’t know his daughter’s age, he thinks the year is “2008”, that there are 57 states, and on and on.

(He must’ve done a lot of those illegal substances back in the day).

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His daughter was born on July 4th. He must find that such an embarrassment. Except he has probably gotten some political mileage out of it.

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Well, maybe she isn't his. Just maybe, she isn't even Michelle's....hmmmmmmm? Enquiring minds want to know!

[This reminds me of my tramp niece. She um 'co-habitated' with a professional - a frickin' tatoo artist. Produced a baby that looks rather Hispanic...he swears his lineage is Greek (ha! that has real credentials now days)....I digress. Anyway, they split - she sues in court for child support. His lawyer says "gotta prove the baby is his"...expected tactics...then, this guy, brilliant actually, says "You have to prove the baby is even hers!" Talk about going on the attack...]

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Obumbler is to getting his facts wrong as president Ford was to falling down the stairs. How can the smartest man to EVER sit in the oval office get so many things wrong? Example: “I think I’ve visited all 57 states!”

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"She turns 13 on July 4."
At least that's what's on her birth certificate.

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I’d bet he knows his handicap.

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"Actually, I can cut him some slack on this one."

I for one will NOT cut him any slack. Liberals are always telling us how brilliant The One is and how stupid Conservatives are, especially Conservatives like Michelle Bachman. All righty then I expect “brilliant” people like Obama to know how old his daughter is.

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"Maybe she's 2008 in Austrian."

Obumbles was learning Austrian while his parents marched at Selma and re-conceived him three years after he was already born.

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Betcha Bachman knows the ages of all 5 children and 20+ foster children.


For the record, lot of people agreed with the "cut him some slack" person.

2 comments:

  1. I frequently forget how old *I* am.

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  2. I echo Jackson Herring. I frequently have to pause to remember that I'm not 21 anymore (that was nearly 6 years ago).

    Plus, her birthday is less than 1 week away, so she essentially *is* 13.

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