Monday, August 1, 2011

"It's time for ANOTHER prediction thread..."

Summary: Predict what the headlines will be on the second Wednesday in November 2012.

Obama Loses in Landslide!
American People Racist?

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President Signs Executive Order Outlawing 'Tea Party' Ballot Terrorists

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Obama: Elections Will Be Held Soon

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Romney wins GOP nomination, 3rd party (Tea Party) is officially formed. Obama narrowly wins reelection. America’s credit rating lowered again from AA to A as a new stimulus spending bill is passed, market tanks, small riots become the norm in large cities. A depression is formally declared. Emboldened terrorists launch multi-faceted attacks. Martial law is declared.

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`CRACK FOUND ON EX-PRESIDENT’S DAUGHTERS’ LA Times

`DEADBEAT DADS BEAT DEAD IN RED STATES’ NY Times

`TEA PARTY CAUCUS WORSHIPS SATAN, EATS HUMAN FLESH—
Women and Children Hit Hardest’ Associated Press

`CONSERVATIVES ROAM STREETS, KILL KITTENS’ Reuters

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“Obama Phones In Congratulations to President-Elect Palin from New Hut in Kenya”

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“0bama, undeterred by his polling numbers in the mid 20% approval range, lowest for any president in history, again vetoes any extension of the so-called “Bush” tax cuts. Americans are looking at the largest tax increases in the history of the income tax starting in 2013, regardless of whom is elected president.”

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Capitol building suspiciously burns down. Obama blames Tea Party and asks congress for emergency powers to control free speech and fight the Tea Party threat because they are trying to bring the country down. He then uses the powers to ban all political opposition.

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Perry narrowly defeats Hillary!

5 comments:

  1. "`DEADBEAT DADS BEAT DEAD IN RED STATES’ NY Times"

    Cus that der Jew York Times is too PC to call em what they is.

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  2. There HAS to be trolls in there...there just has to be.

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  3. These people really are insane.

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  4. Any chance you can do a post with all their predictions from a few months before the 2008 election?

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